funkybug:

(baby starts to speak its first words)

baby: d..d…

me: dad ? :-)

baby: die cis scum

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youusedtobemyhero:

Oh, bless. This jacket has a giant hood to cover the mess that is everything from my neck up. Goodbye. #lgbt #lesbian #college #ihatetechweek

youusedtobemyhero:

Oh, bless. This jacket has a giant hood to cover the mess that is everything from my neck up. Goodbye. #lgbt #lesbian #college #ihatetechweek


captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

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freewlfi:

bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

i’d call this bullshit but then i remember my aunt went to a private boarding school and my grandpa picked her up in a helicopter every friday so she could go home for the weekends

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myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

image

it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

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heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

heytherenia:

I never realized how overdramatic Zac Efron was until Tumblr. 

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